No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.
BARBARA MERTZMany persons lead lives of crushing boredom.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.
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I’ve been reading ghost stories ever since I could read. I’m immensely curious about ghosts and UFOs and all that stuff, but I’m a very hard-headed person.
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I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be the respected patriarch of an ordinary English family.” “Very boring, Emerson.
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It is easier to counterfeit old age than youth.
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Husbands do not care to be contradicted. Indeed, I do not know anyone who does.
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It’s not unsporting to thrash a cowardly cad,’ said Simmons. ‘Everyone knows you don’t fight like a gentleman.’ ‘That might be called an oxymoron,’ Ramses said. ‘Oh–sorry. Bad form to use long words. Look it up when you get home.’ The poor devil didn’t know how to fight, like a gentleman or otherwise.
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Emerson,’ I said, choosing my words with care, ‘it is a sheer drop from the cleft down to the base of the cliff. If you are bent on breaking your arm or your leg or your neck or all three, find a place closer to home so we won’t have to carry you such a distance.
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Love has a very dulling effect on the brain
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Conventional history completely ignores half the human race.
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Is is difficult to be angry with a gentleman who pays you compliments, even impertinent compliments. Especially impertinent compliments.
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I disapprove of matrimony as a matter of principle…. Why should any independent, intelligent female choose to subject herself to the whims and tyrannies of a husband? I assure you, I have yet to meet a man as sensible as myself! (Amelia Peabody)
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The combination of physical strength and moral sincerity combined with tenderness of heart is exactly what is wanted in a husband.–Ameila Peabody
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stereotypes are awfully misleading. There are typical librarians, but not all librarians are typical.
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I do hope you have some money. I’m getting tired of hitting people.
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I knew the answer, and–of course–so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.
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