Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything – including their own sins.
BARBARA MERTZIs is difficult to be angry with a gentleman who pays you compliments, even impertinent compliments. Especially impertinent compliments.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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It may take us a little longer to reach the summit, but never fear, we will get there!
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It’s not unsporting to thrash a cowardly cad,’ said Simmons. ‘Everyone knows you don’t fight like a gentleman.’ ‘That might be called an oxymoron,’ Ramses said. ‘Oh–sorry. Bad form to use long words. Look it up when you get home.’ The poor devil didn’t know how to fight, like a gentleman or otherwise.
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Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.
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The only way to do it is to do it: by writing, writing, writing.
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Reputations are shaped not by facts but by prejudices.
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Most men are reasonably useful in a crisis. The difficulty lies in convincing them that the situation has reached a critical point
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..he continues to cling to the forlorn hope that I will turn into one of those swooning females…and fling myself squeeling at him whenever anything happens. Like all men, he clings to his illusions.
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The only people who are not in awe of Emerson’s powerful voice and well-nigh superhuman strength are the members of his own family. He is aware of this, and often complains about it; so from time to time I like to put on a little show of being intimidated. ‘Proceed, my dear,’ I said apologetically.
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I knew the answer, and–of course–so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.
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Conventional history completely ignores half the human race.
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I have learned that particularly clever ideas do not always stand up under close scrutiny.
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Loving someone condemns you to a lifetime of fear. You become painfully conscious of how fragile people are – bundles of brittle bones and vulnerable flesh, breeding grounds for billions of deadly germs and horrible diseases.
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The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify.
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Emerson,’ I said, choosing my words with care, ‘it is a sheer drop from the cleft down to the base of the cliff. If you are bent on breaking your arm or your leg or your neck or all three, find a place closer to home so we won’t have to carry you such a distance.
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When men start talking about ‘honor’, there is sure to be trouble ahead.
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