If all else fails, we will simply have to drug our attendants, overpower the guards, raise the oppressed peasants to arms, and take over the government.
BARBARA MERTZThe approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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Writing is like a bird-watcher watching for birds: the stories are there: you just have to train yourself to look for them.
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I do, however, think it would be difficult to write books I don’t like to read.
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Cats always pick the laps of the people who don’t like them.
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Sekhmet crawled onto Ramses’s lap and began to purr. ‘The creature oozes like a furry slug,’ said Ramses, eyeing it without favor.
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When one is striding bravely into the future one cannot watch one’s footing.
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Nothing looks as self-satisfied as a contented cat.
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When men start talking about ‘honor’, there is sure to be trouble ahead.
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I had refused Emerson’s well-meant offers of assistance, knowing his efforts would be confined to moving the furniture to the wrong places and demanding how much longer the process would take.
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Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything – including their own sins.
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Love has a very dulling effect on the brain
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Superstition has its practical uses.
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A man asking for help ought to at least give directions.
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Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.
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I do hope you have some money. I’m getting tired of hitting people.
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It may take us a little longer to reach the summit, but never fear, we will get there!
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