I have no writing habit. I work when I feel like it, and I work when I have to – mostly the latter.
BARBARA MERTZI have learned that particularly clever ideas do not always stand up under close scrutiny.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything – including their own sins.
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If someone lies down and invites you to trample upon him, you are a remarkable individual if you decline the invitation.
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I do not scruple to employ mendacity and a fictitious appearance of female incompetence when the occasion demands it.
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The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.
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When men start talking about ‘honor’, there is sure to be trouble ahead.
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Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.
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Superstition has its practical uses.
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Children, I feel, are as much entitled to privacy as human beings.
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kissing someone out of pity is always a mistake.
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Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.
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I would not be at all surprised to find that it was for gold that Cain committed the first murder. (It happened a very long time ago, and Holy Writ, though no doubt divinely inspired, is a trifle careless about details. God is not a historian).
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Another dead body. Every year it is the same. Every year, another dead body.
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The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify.
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It’s not unsporting to thrash a cowardly cad,’ said Simmons. ‘Everyone knows you don’t fight like a gentleman.’ ‘That might be called an oxymoron,’ Ramses said. ‘Oh–sorry. Bad form to use long words. Look it up when you get home.’ The poor devil didn’t know how to fight, like a gentleman or otherwise.
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I do, however, think it would be difficult to write books I don’t like to read.
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