Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.
BARBARA MERTZI have learned that particularly clever ideas do not always stand up under close scrutiny.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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a church ought to express the joy of religion as well as its majesty.
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I am so tired of ruggedly handsome heroes. I don’t know too many ruggedly handsome people who are necessarily nice people. In fact, the beautiful people have a big handicap because they rely too much on their appearance and don’t bother to become interesting.
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It’s not unsporting to thrash a cowardly cad,’ said Simmons. ‘Everyone knows you don’t fight like a gentleman.’ ‘That might be called an oxymoron,’ Ramses said. ‘Oh–sorry. Bad form to use long words. Look it up when you get home.’ The poor devil didn’t know how to fight, like a gentleman or otherwise.
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stereotypes are awfully misleading. There are typical librarians, but not all librarians are typical.
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If someone lies down and invites you to trample upon him, you are a remarkable individual if you decline the invitation.
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I can do a book in three months if I spend all day, seven days a week at it and, in fact, I work better that way.
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Money was the manure of politics.
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Another dead body. Every year it is the same. Every year, another dead body.
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It may take us a little longer to reach the summit, but never fear, we will get there!
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He hesitated for a moment. Then he said softly, “I love you, Mother.” He took my hand and kissed it, and folded my fingers round the stem of the rose. He had stripped it of its thorns.
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Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything – including their own sins.
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Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.
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…Nefret said with a gusty sigh, ‘Well, that’s done it. We may as well join in, Ramses, family arguments are the favorite form of amusement here and this looks like being a loud one.
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You are softening toward the young rascal because he is ill, and because he says he likes cats.” “It is an engaging quality, Emerson.” “That depends,” said Emerson darkly, “on how he likes them.
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If you take a man by surprise, and behave with sufficient arrogance, he will generally do what you ask. -Emerson
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