“Good people are always so sure they’re right.”

Fondle the woman in your life once for every thousand times you play with your private parts. That should be just about right.

The main reason guys will never admit to having even the teeniest clue about what women really want is because if they did, they’d have to do something about it.

I was the Justin Bieber of the ’70s. Really, I was.

When in doubt, start from the top. -Jason Grace

Vee scowled at him. She is famous for that scowl. It’s a look that does everything but audibly hiss.

He is not famous. It may be that he never will be. It may be that when his life at last comes to an end he will leave no more trace of his sojourn on earth than a stone thrown into a river leaves on the surface of the water.

I had a romantic feeling about how these people became famous.

I awoke one day to find myself famous.

So long as men worship the Caesars and Napoleons, Caesars and Napoleons will duly arise and make them miserable.

We project ourselves into the future through our children; we grow rich, famous, ever larger; we develop compulsive protective rituals; or we embrace an impregnable belief in an ultimate rescuer.