“The main reason guys will never admit to having even the teeniest clue about what women really want is because if they did, they’d have to do something about it.”

Fondle the woman in your life once for every thousand times you play with your private parts. That should be just about right.

Good people are always so sure they’re right.

C++ is designed to allow you to express ideas, but if you don’t have ideas or don’t have any clue about how to express them, C++ doesn’t offer much help.

We should all relax about life because you don’t have a clue as to what’s really going on.

Today, business is more like chess. Customer priorities change continually, and the signals given by these changes are vital clues to the next cycle of growth.

I remember when I came out of an exam thinking I had done well and then I had a clue that maybe one answer was wrong, I remembered that I rather stop knowing, stop thinking about it, appreciating life instead.

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything – even if you have no clue what you’re doing.

You pay your dues and work your way up through the system, whatever system there is – something guys in the business today don’t really understand, don’t have a clue.

Think you figured it out, but you don’t have a clue. Think you on top of the world, but the world on top of you.

Even a wolf knows how to be polite when animalistic humans have no clue about politeness.