A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
BARBARA CARTLANDPeople don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
More Barbara Cartland Quotes
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Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
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A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn’t want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.
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The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
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The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
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I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
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Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don’t pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that “nice girls don’t.” He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.
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Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it’s bad for young people to believe it doesn’t.
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I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
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As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I’ll go on with my virgins.
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I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn’t run when I cry.
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When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.
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You become what you think. You are what you eat.
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France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
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A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.
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People don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
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