I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
BARBARA CARTLAND
I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
More Barbara Cartland Quotes
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I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
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I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
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Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it’s bad for young people to believe it doesn’t.
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When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.
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Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
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People don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
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The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
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The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
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I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn’t run when I cry.
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A woman asking ‘Am I good? Am I satisfied?’ is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
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A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.
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You become what you think. You are what you eat.
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