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I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?

Barbara Cartland

I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
BARBARA CARTLAND

Bath Giving Men
I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Faces Fall Going Keep
When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Age Fifty Past
I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Experts Sex Two
I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Found Telling Truth Women
A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Book Historical Romance
As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I’ll go on with my virgins.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Arriving Long Space
The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Girl Husband Morning
France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Doors Love People
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Men Sex Witty
Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don’t pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that “nice girls don’t.” He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Girl Mother Nice
My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Bed Fingers Pages
Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it’s bad for young people to believe it doesn’t.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Believe Evil People
A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Love Wife Women
Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Dream Remember Women
To sleep around is absolutely wrong for a woman; it’s degrading and it completely ruins her personality. Sooner or later it will destroy all that is feminine and beautiful and idealistic in her.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Beautiful Sleep Women

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