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I’ll keep going till my face falls off.

Barbara Cartland

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Experts Sex Two
A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Book Historical Romance
You become what you think. You are what you eat.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Become Eat Food Thinking
My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Bed Fingers Pages
France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Doors Love People
When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Age Fifty Past
Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don’t pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that “nice girls don’t.” He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Girl Mother Nice
The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Girl Husband Morning
The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Energy Food Matter
I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Faces Fall Going Keep
I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Found Telling Truth Women
Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Dream Remember Women
A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn’t want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Husband Marriage Women
I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
BARBARA CARTLAND

Bath Giving Men
Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Certain Love Next
The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Country Majority People Person Virgin

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