I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
BARBARA CARTLANDEvery woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
More Barbara Cartland Quotes
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A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn’t want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.
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After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
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The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
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Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
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You become what you think. You are what you eat.
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A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
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A woman asking ‘Am I good? Am I satisfied?’ is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
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I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
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People don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
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Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.
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I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn’t run when I cry.
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When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.
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To sleep around is absolutely wrong for a woman; it’s degrading and it completely ruins her personality. Sooner or later it will destroy all that is feminine and beautiful and idealistic in her.
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I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
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Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it’s bad for young people to believe it doesn’t.
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