I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
BARBARA CARTLANDI’ll keep going till my face falls off.
BARBARA CARTLANDMy heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.
BARBARA CARTLANDThe right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
BARBARA CARTLANDEvery man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don’t pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that “nice girls don’t.” He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.
BARBARA CARTLANDI always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn’t run when I cry.
BARBARA CARTLANDEvery woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
BARBARA CARTLANDI would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
BARBARA CARTLANDFrance is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
BARBARA CARTLANDWhen you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.
BARBARA CARTLANDA historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.
BARBARA CARTLANDI consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
BARBARA CARTLANDPeople don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
BARBARA CARTLANDI have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
BARBARA CARTLANDAfter forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
BARBARA CARTLANDTo sleep around is absolutely wrong for a woman; it’s degrading and it completely ruins her personality. Sooner or later it will destroy all that is feminine and beautiful and idealistic in her.
BARBARA CARTLANDA woman asking ‘Am I good? Am I satisfied?’ is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
BARBARA CARTLAND