One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERASometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
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I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
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I skate all the time, but it’s silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
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I want to make my own movie.
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Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
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I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
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I don’t like Paris so much.
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These trees and these old people have one thing in common – they’re both going in the ground soon!
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Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.
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Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
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Life’s philosophy, hm… I just say, ‘Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.’
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Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
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I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
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I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
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I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
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