“I want to make my own movie.”

Nothing is really ‘safe’.

Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.

I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.

Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.

I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I’ve been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I’m pretty good at it.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I’m a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.

I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing – so ever since then, I don’t play video games any more.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common – they’re both going in the ground soon!

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.

When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.

I skate all the time, but it’s silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.

Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

It’s kinda all about image.

There are a lot of variables to playing mini-tour golf because of the finances. If you don’t play well, you’re often losing a lot of your own money.

Knowledge will forever govern ignorance; and a people who mean to be their own governors must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.

Circumstances are beyond human control, but our conduct is in our own power.

Only man seems to be endowed with this faculty; he alone develops disinterested intelligence, intelligence that is not primarily concerned with his own safety and well-being but that looks abroad upon things.

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.

The Nature Lover is not looking for mere facts but for meanings, for something he can translate into terms of his own life.

Our concern for the loss of our friends is not always from a sense of their worth, but rather of our own need of them and that we have lost some who had a good opinion of us.

Everyone has said I got my own sound.