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Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

Bam Margera

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
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Best Cry Friend Friendship
I don’t like Paris so much.
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Country Like Much
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.
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Messed People Up Way
I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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Country Geography Want
Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
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Six Skateboarder Wanted
These trees and these old people have one thing in common – they’re both going in the ground soon!
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People Reality Tree
Nothing is really ‘safe’.
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Adventure Reality Safe
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
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Sometimes Up Wake Years
I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
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Chick Hot Paint
It’s kinda all about image.
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Image Kinda
Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
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House Stuff Wreck
I’ve been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I’m pretty good at it.
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Good Life Pranks Pretty Whole
I skate all the time, but it’s silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
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Giving Mtv Silly
I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
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Airplane Stupid Wine
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
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Ground Minute Mom Time
When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
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Drunk Thinking Wheel

Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

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Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

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