Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERASkateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
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I want to make my own movie.
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These trees and these old people have one thing in common – they’re both going in the ground soon!
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I skate all the time, but it’s silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
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Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
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One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
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It’s kinda all about image.
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Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
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When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
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Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
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Nothing is really ‘safe’.
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I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
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I don’t like Paris so much.
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Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
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I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
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I’m a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
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