Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
ARISTOPHANESI saw a cavalry captain buy vegetable soup on horseback. He carried the whole mess home in his helmet.
More Aristophanes Quotes
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Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
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Woman is adept at getting money for herself and will not easily let herself be deceived; she understands deceit too well herself.
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Surely you do not believe in the gods. What’s your argument? Where’s your proof?
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Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
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Old age is second childhood.
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You can’t have anything else to say: you’ve poured out every drop of what you know.
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Evil events from evil causes spring, And what you suffer flows from what you’ve done.
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Evil events from evil causes spring.
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Words give wings to the mind and make a man soar to heaven.
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Look at the orators in our republics; as long as they are poor, both state and people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public funds, they conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people and attack the democracy.
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No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.
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Open your mind before your mouth.
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Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us–not to mention our crockery and our woolens!
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To invoke solely the weaker arguments and yet triumph is an art worth more than a hundred thousand drachmae.
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Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them.
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