You cannot make a crab walk straight.
ARISTOPHANESMix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them.
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There is no beast, no rush of fire, like woman so untamed. She calmly goes her way where even panthers would be shamed.
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Let each man exercise the art he knows.
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Children have a master to teach them, grown-ups have the poets.
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Old age is second childhood.
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Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. I shall not please, but I shall say what is true.
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When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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Prayers without wine are perfectly pointless.
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Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them.
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One bush, they say, can never hide two thieves.
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It is right that the good should be happy, that the wicked and the impious on the other hand, should be miserable; that is a truth, I believe, which no one will gainsay.
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Love is merely the name for the desire and pursuit of the whole.
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If you strike upon a thought that baffles you, break off from that entanglement and try another, so shall your wits be fresh to start again.
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You can’t have anything else to say: you’ve poured out every drop of what you know.
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Have you ever, looking up, seen a cloud like to a Centaur, a Part, or a Wolf, or a Bull?
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The wise learn many things from their enemies.
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First listen, my friend, and then you may shriek and bluster.
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Full of wiles, full of guile, at all times, in all ways, are the children of Men.
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It often happens that less depends upon the valor of an army than the skill of the leader.
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Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.
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Wealth–the most excellent of all gods.
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Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us–not to mention our crockery and our woolens!
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Under every stone lurks a politician.
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Surely you do not believe in the gods. What’s your argument? Where’s your proof?
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An actor should refine public taste.
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The gods, my dear simple fellow, are a mere expression coined by vulgar superstition. We frown upon such coinage here.
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Open your mind before your mouth.
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