The gods, my dear simple fellow, are a mere expression coined by vulgar superstition. We frown upon such coinage here.
ARISTOPHANESSurely you do not believe in the gods. What’s your argument? Where’s your proof?
More Aristophanes Quotes
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A fox is subtlety itself.
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Open your mind before your mouth.
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Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.
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Even if you persuade me, you won’t persuade me.
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How can I study from below, that which is above?
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Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.
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It is right that the good should be happy, that the wicked and the impious on the other hand, should be miserable; that is a truth, I believe, which no one will gainsay.
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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I saw a cavalry captain buy vegetable soup on horseback. He carried the whole mess home in his helmet.
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Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us–not to mention our crockery and our woolens!
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Ah! the Generals! they are numerous, but not good for much!
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Surely you do not believe in the gods. What’s your argument? Where’s your proof?
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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens’ profit.
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You can’t have anything else to say: you’ve poured out every drop of what you know.
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