“You can feel sore tomorrow or you can feel sorry tomorrow. You choose.”

Sweat is just fat crying.

Funny how we believe our own lies.

Today’s weakness is tomorrow’s failure.

The infinite – free, unbounded, full of joy – is our native state.

To the heart that knows contentment, every day is Thanksgiving.

Lord, be my rock of safety, the stronghold that saves me. For the honor of your name lead me and guide me.

And lo I am with you always, even to the very end of the age.

Pets are like infants that never grow up. Forever children. We love them for that.

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men.

If you don’t sacrifice for what you want, what you want becomes the sacrifice.

And he said, My presence shall go with thee, and I will give thee rest.

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent Ass.

Sometimes I’m in a mood like a Maths problem such as If you have pencils and apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats

You always have time for the things you put first.

We are nearer to him than his jugular vein.

Do not fear, for I am with you.

If anything, we should feel sorry for the people who want us to feel bad about ourselves, because they are the ones struggling for approval.

I’m sorry I was distracted by my lack of giving a shit.

If you don’t believe it or don’t get it, I don’t have the time to try to convince you, sorry.

My worst habit is getting naked all the time haha…sorry.

Don’t feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.

It is wrong to be sorry without ceasing.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Try something different. Surrender.