When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the paying customers got shafted every now and then, and after a while we began to take their complaints seriously.
ALAN PERLISDon’t have good ideas if you aren’t willing to be responsible for them.
More Alan Perlis Quotes
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You think you KNOW when you learn.
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Often it is the means that justify the ends: goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
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I don’t think we are. I think we’re responsible for stretching them, setting them off in new directions, and keeping fun in the house.
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Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
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In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
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Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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Dealing with failure is easy.
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When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
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In man-machine symbiosis, it is man who must adjust: The machines can’t.
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In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
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I think it is inevitable that people program poorly.
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Every reader should ask himself periodically.
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Are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
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Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
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When someone says, “I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done,” give him a lollipop.
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