In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
ALAN PERLISIn computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
ALAN PERLISOptimization hinders evolution.
ALAN PERLISOne can only display complex information in the mind.
ALAN PERLISIf your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
ALAN PERLISIn English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
ALAN PERLISFORTRAN is not a flower but a weed – it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
ALAN PERLISA picture is worth 10K words – but only those to describe the picture.
ALAN PERLISIt goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
ALAN PERLISIn programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
ALAN PERLISDon’t have good ideas if you aren’t willing to be responsible for them.
ALAN PERLISWork hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle.
ALAN PERLISA programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
ALAN PERLISThere are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
ALAN PERLISDealing with failure is easy.
ALAN PERLISYou’ve solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
ALAN PERLISIt is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
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