If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
ALAN PERLISWe began to feel as if we really were responsible for the successful, error-free perfect use of these machines.
More Alan Perlis Quotes
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It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
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When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
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I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing.
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Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
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Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
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Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
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A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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Banality soothes our nerves.
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When someone says, “I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done,” give him a lollipop.
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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.
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You’ve solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
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When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the paying customers got shafted every now and then, and after a while we began to take their complaints seriously.
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In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
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