When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
ALAN PERLISWe began to feel as if we really were responsible for the successful, error-free perfect use of these machines.
More Alan Perlis Quotes
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Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
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There is no such thing as a free variable.
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Is it possible that software is not like anything else.
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One man’s constant is another man’s variable.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
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That it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
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Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.
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C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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In English every word can be verbed.
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I think it is inevitable that people program poorly.
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Don’t have good ideas if you aren’t willing to be responsible for them.
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that’s because it’s the best book on anything for the layman.
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