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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.

Alan Kooi Simpson

Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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Demand Domestic Meet Need Police Process Process Folk Refugee Simply Skew Whole
In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Boob Business Church Congress Country Fifteen Lightweight People Percent Screwball Unpleasant
I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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Country Gay Know Lesbian Ope Satisfaction Work
We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Belong Country Evil Party Political Stupid
There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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Christmas Day Easter Really Restaurant Show Thanksgiving Three
It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Call Care Itself Matter Present Sustain
A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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Allow Anarchy Decay Freedom Individual One Our Point Profess Religion Society
I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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Abortion Consider Deeply Intimate Issue Personal Women
An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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Against Educate Himself Inoculate Page Speech Style
So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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Expense Fair Government Necessary Provide Refugee Responsible Share
I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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Act All Embarrass Mission Refugee Think True
They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Backward Cap Dog Listen Man Pant Snoopy Walk
If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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Confess Enough Eventually Statistic Truth Virtue
I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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Again Forward Look People Republican
Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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Education Liberal Mature

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