We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
ALAN BENNETTIf you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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