And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
ALAN BENNETTClichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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