I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
ALAN BENNETTNever read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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