Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
ALAN BENNETTOur father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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There is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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