Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
ALAN BENNETTOur father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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