I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
ALAN BENNETTOur father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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