To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
ALAN BENNETTMy films are about embarrassment.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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