Books are not about passing time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
ALAN BENNETTMy films are about embarrassment.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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