An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail , listed according to Hard Left,
ALAN BENNETTSo boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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