I’m in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It’s fun.
ALAN ALDABut if you consider how abnormal their behavior is, then you are led to the hypothesis that almost all men are suffering from ‘testosterone poisoning.’
More Alan Alda Quotes
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Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in awhile, or the light won’t come in.
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Really top-notch directors, I’ve often worked with them just to see how they work.
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It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that.
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I still don’t like the word agnostic. It’s too fancy. I’m simply not a believer. But, as simple as this notion is, it confuses some people.
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It’s not an epitaph. I felt I could look back at my life and get a good story out of it. It’s a picture of somebody trying to figure things out.
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Being mystified is a good beginning, because you won’t do what you’ve done before.
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When does she do all this thinking? We’re together all the time but she thinks deeply about things and with feeling and she can remember the facts. We’ve been married 48 years.
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I’ll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I’ll even ‘hari-kari’ if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!
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I’m not trying to create some impression about myself. That doesn’t interest me.
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I try to find out what there is in the character that in a way, you can’t put into words. If I could put it into words, then it wouldn’t be a performance. And if I do put it into words, as I play it, I start to get boxed in by those words.
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Don’t be upset that it takes a long, long time to find wisdom because nobody knows where wisdom can be found.
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Kids are natural scientists.
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Life is great-I wouldn’t know what I’d do without it.
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Everyone opens up to one another right away. That’s a terrific thing. I love that about actors. They know how personal this job is.
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When I’m writing, I want to try to be seen as a good writer.
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