I’m in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It’s fun.
ALAN ALDAIt isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary to be rich.
More Alan Alda Quotes
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It’s always better to be wise than to be smart.
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When I’m writing, I want to try to be seen as a good writer.
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You can’t get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you’re doing. What you’ll discover will be wonderful. What you’ll discover will be yourself.
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How can I ever hope to communicate something to you unless I get signals back from you that I’m on the right track or that I’ve started at some place that you’re familiar with?
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It tends to break out at unexpected times like a rare virus and mostly people with compassion and understanding are susceptible to it.
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Originality is unexplored territory. You get there by carrying a canoe – you can’t take a taxi.
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I’ve been lucky enough to live through all the things that are supposed to give meaning to our lives, like parenting, grandparenting, art, celebrity.
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I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don’t agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head.
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Testosterone Poisoning: … Until now it has been thought that the level of testosterone in men is normal simply because they have it.
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I find myself going to places where I really have no business, speaking to these people in a whole other field that I have no extensive knowledge of. But I do it very often because it scares me.
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Laugh at yourself, but don’t ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don’t leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory.
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Selling out was frowned on, whereas now you can major in it at business school.
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You wouldn’t want to be called a sell-out by selling a product.
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Remarkably, according to what they told me, nearly every inmate in the prison didn’t do it.
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If I can’t get the girl, at least give me more money.
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A really great actor, in a lucky performance, can transform himself or herself. I’ve seen actors do that.
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The other one, and probably an equal pleasure, is finding out how I can be helpful and then really being helpful.
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When your kids turn 13, an alien being invades their bodies and doesn’t leave until they’re 20.
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I found I wasn’t asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something.
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I wouldn’t live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.
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Almost everybody that’s well-known gets tagged with a nickname.
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Don’t be upset that it takes a long, long time to find wisdom because nobody knows where wisdom can be found.
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Loneliness is everything it’s cracked up to be.
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Be brave enough to live creatively.
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life is meaningless unless you bring meaning to it; … it is up to us to create our own existence. Unless you do something, unless you make something it’s as though you aren’t there.
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If you know what you’re looking for, that’s all you’ll get – what’s previously known. But when you’re open to what’s possible, you get something new – that’s creativity.
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