Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
AL YANKOVICNows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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