Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
AL YANKOVICNows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.
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