If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
AL YANKOVICThere are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I’ve ever done, so it’s a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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I don’t watch a lot of other people’s parodies because I don’t want to be unduly influenced.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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