He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
AL YANKOVICPop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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At this point I’ve got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when ‘Weird Al’ wants to go parody, it’s not meant to make them look bad… it’s meant to be a tribute.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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