After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
AL YANKOVICI don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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