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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.

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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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