When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
AL YANKOVICTake down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I don’t watch a lot of other people’s parodies because I don’t want to be unduly influenced.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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