Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
AL YANKOVICAs my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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