You fake something until you’re good at it.
AL YANKOVICYou slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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