It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
AL YANKOVICYou slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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