I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
AL YANKOVICIt was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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It’s hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don’t have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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