Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
AL MCGUIRELife is what you allow yourself not to see.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.
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Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.
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On how to make the game more exciting.
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I’m an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
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Don’t call me son unless you’re going to include me in your will. (When Adolph Rupp called him, “Son.”)
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It’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle.
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I don’t believe in worrying over failures. I worry about successes. This is opposite from most people.
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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.
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I don’t believe in looking past anybody – I wouldn’t look past the Little Sisters of the Poor after they stayed up all night.
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Butch, you come from DeWitt Clinton. There are five thousand brothers in that school.
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Live every day as if it were Saturday night.
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You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
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I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there’s a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they’re in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him ‘then bring me a winner.’
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If winning weren’t important nobody would keep score.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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