I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
AL MCGUIREEvery obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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Don’t be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.
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The people who know basketball, their elevators don’t go to the top.
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If you’re straight with your players, they’ll be straight with you.
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They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven’t changed.
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Live in the moment that you are in.
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Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
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You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
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God didn’t miss any of us.
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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You measure a player from the head up.
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I don’t think any decent human being enjoys recruiting.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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