You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
AL MCGUIREHelp one kid at a time. He’ll maybe go back and help a few more.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
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I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there’s a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they’re in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him ‘then bring me a winner.’
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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
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Life is what you allow yourself not to see.
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I don’t think any decent human being enjoys recruiting.
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The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.
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When a guy takes off his coat, he’s not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!
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If winning weren’t important nobody would keep score.
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It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what’s in a box score.
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I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn’t trying to prove I’m boss. I know I’m boss.
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Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.
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Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
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Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
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