The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.
AL MCGUIREThe best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.
AL MCGUIREThe world is run by C students
AL MCGUIREWinning is only important in war and surgery.
AL MCGUIREWhen I’m losing, they call me nuts. When I’m winning, they call me eccentric.
AL MCGUIREMost people zero in on their failures. I try to keep all my attention on a pyramid type philosophy rather than the averaging-down philosophy.
AL MCGUIREYou gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
AL MCGUIREI called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there’s a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they’re in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him ‘then bring me a winner.’
AL MCGUIREAll love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
AL MCGUIREFifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
AL MCGUIREYou can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
AL MCGUIREI tell the players that they can’t relive any day in their lives and that they can’t relive the minutes of a game.
AL MCGUIREKeep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
AL MCGUIREI don’t believe in looking past anybody – I wouldn’t look past the Little Sisters of the Poor after they stayed up all night.
AL MCGUIRELive every day as if it were Saturday night.
AL MCGUIREThat’s not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.
AL MCGUIREThey call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven’t changed.
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