It’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle.
AL MCGUIREI called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there’s a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they’re in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him ‘then bring me a winner.’
More Al McGuire Quotes
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Butch, you come from DeWitt Clinton. There are five thousand brothers in that school.
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The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.
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You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
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If a player leaves Marquette and doesn’t have some of my blood in him, then I don’t think I’ve done a good job.
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Winning is only important in war and surgery.
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Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
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Do what you have to do as long as you don’t hurt people.
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And if we win, then everyone can be considered successful and we can move uptown together.
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If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
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Life is what you allow yourself not to see.
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Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.
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Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.
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