When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
AL GOLDSTEINIt’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
More Al Goldstein Quotes
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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