Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
AL GOLDSTEINin Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
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in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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To date or not to date that is the question.
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Love is a deception and a trap.
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A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
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For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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