For me, the Church is the enemy.
AL GOLDSTEINin Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
More Al Goldstein Quotes
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
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I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
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Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
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When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
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Religion has the same goal
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It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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