It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
AL FRANKENThe nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
More Al Franken Quotes
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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