I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
AL FRANKENSkepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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