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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?

Al Franken

The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
AL FRANKEN

Accurate Financial Job Objective Only Project Rating
The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
AL FRANKEN

Campaign Freedom Google Impeach Information Pledge Silicon Valley
My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Businessman Dad Terrible
I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
AL FRANKEN

After Die Different Go Hell Kind Place Think
Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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Bias Couple Liberal Mainstream Media Thing
There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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Coach Early Found Humor Indignation Little Mean Pulling Righteous Try
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Office Prison Spent Time Wish
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart
Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Each Other Humor Opposition Seriousness
Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
AL FRANKEN

Go Honest Kidding No Oh Really
If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
AL FRANKEN

Ballot Even Myself People Travesty Vote
But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
AL FRANKEN

Absolute Career Good Made Odd People Sense Some Think
To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
AL FRANKEN

Ask Bias Conservative Liberal Like Mainstream Much Oil Think Use
My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
AL FRANKEN

Access Life Mean Real Sometimes Spiritual
They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
AL FRANKEN

Bad Balance Develop Habit Like Objective Stuff
And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
AL FRANKEN

Him Hit Run Say Sue Teacher When

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