I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
AL FRANKENI get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
AL FRANKENTend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
AL FRANKENYeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
AL FRANKENI’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
AL FRANKENWell, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
AL FRANKENThe Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
AL FRANKENGood schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
AL FRANKENHaving an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
AL FRANKENThe crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
AL FRANKENThe Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
AL FRANKENYou see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
AL FRANKENPart of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
AL FRANKENThis is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
AL FRANKENWhen a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
AL FRANKENI’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
AL FRANKENWhen you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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