I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
AL FRANKENI ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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